Viimeinen 'käyttöpäivä'

Eräänä päivänä Kafkaesque huomasi sattumalta, että 'naimaluvastamme' löytyi merkillinen kohta. Mutta siinä vaiheessa minulla oli jo aivan hillitön kiire!

(expiry date s, viimeinen voimassaolopäivä)

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Opettavainen kertomus aviomiehille

FAIRIES

A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."

"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.

"The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish...So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful should remember fairies are female!!

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IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8

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(expiration [,ekspə'reɪʃ(ə)n] s, 1. ylät, yks, päättyminen (esim. opintojen, laina-ajan päättyminen), päättymisaika, umpeutuminen (esim. määräajan), lakkaaminen, raukeaminen ~ of the time limit määräajan päättyminen, ~ of a lease vuokra-ajan lakkaaminen, ~ of validity voimassaolon raukeaminen, 2. [,ekspə'reɪʃ(ə)n] lääk, uloshengitys, ekspiraatio)